Pronoun: That Guy:
A miserable person who sucks all joy and happiness out of life, and makes life a little less worth living by their consistently lame attitude. When not complaining, their drama and gossip will fill the void. He or she refuses to do something with a group, and will for-go hanging out with said group unless they’re doing something they want to do. They will put their interest ahead of others every single time, just for the sake of being “that” guy.
- The person everyone loves to hate and never wants to become.
- You’re driving and get stuck in the middle of the intersection just as the light turns red. Now, because of you no one can get by. You have now become “That Guy”
- What you become when you fail at pool, bowling, Quake, english, math, Wii tennis, etc.
- Having a thankless job where you work lots of overtime without pay while your boss is on vacation.
- Having to sit in the middle seat between two people in a car or plane.
- Being last in line to get cake or ice cream at a party.
- Crying and throwing a tantrum about something nobody cares about, including you.
- “I’m not going to give you $6 for my share of an $11 pizza when all I owe you is $5.50. I shouldn’t have to pay extra, waaaaaah!”
- Having a high opinion of your looks and a sense of entitlement when people compliment you. Your ego is usually punctuated with a “hottie” shirt, which makes you slightly less tolerable to be around than children, and slightly more tolerable to be behind than a group of tourists driving on the mountain.
Don’t be “that” guy.
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