Church Names To Avoid

by Ryan Farmer on January 10, 2010

Don’t know how to explain a few of these without offending anybody… Most of them do correlate to churches I have seen or heard about.
So I won’t and will just let your imagination run wild on these!

Church of the Living Dead
Church of the First Stones (perfect people only)
Church of the Painful Truth
Church of the Dead Weights
Church of the Open Minded
Church of the People Pleasers
Church of the Sugar Water

What Will Jesus Do (for me) Church
Me Church (stole this one from a video)

I would love to hear some more in the comments section! (or actually get any kind of comment at all)

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philley404 January 10, 2010 at 9:01 AM

There is a church in the West End of Midtown Atlanta called “The Perfect Church”. Isn’t that what everyone is looking for? I love all of the new church names. You know, where they pick their names from the magic religious hat of 25 cool church words and put them together. Hope, community, life, covenant, point, etc. I also saw one yesterday. It was a throwback on the old girls group “Point of Grace”, it was called “Grace Point” wow, what a play on words.

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